Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Chocolate on a frozen plate.

One of the things I love to do is mindlessly type away at a keyboard...pouring out what ever comes to mind at that moment.

take for example the title of this specific blog. "Chocolate on a frozen plate". Does that really have any significance to anyone in this world?...

If you were to actually closely look at that sentence...and say, well what was going on in the mind of that fool...in order for him to write such a mindless sentence.

well i can tel you one thing indeed. I don't have an answer to that line of work. It's like when you write something when your mind is on something else....you know...that one word in the sentence.

Say, I was walking down the busy Sally...instead of...I was walking down the busy side walk.

Slips of the mind...and of the finger.

That happens sometimes...people don't stop to think about why they wrote that word. If you write the name of a certain person...what does that mean....is there some un-discovered path that you haven't taken with them....that your sub-conscious is asking you to take?

or is it just an honest typo?

some say leave it up to the gods....but i say no. The gods couldn't possibly help in this case. it is a case of true denial...and it's a topic that the gods shall stay out of.

if you don't think im nuts by now...well...if you don't keep reading i guess.

you know what fun to do?...

do something today....and then relay the story to a friend....in words or type....and drag it out as long as you possibly can....

then at the end of the whole situation look back on what you've done and say....does my life actually have meaning...or is this banter going to go on for hours and hours and hours.

sometimes when i write to friends i start to get tired of the bullshit that i write...and then i figure...well...i've gone so far....might as well keep on going


so then...let's see what' new in the world?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Apartment insurance....what whaaaa?

Alright, ladies and gentlemen....boys and girls....

let me explain to you the importance of apartment insurance.....so here's the deal...

today, we got a call at the station that there was a fire at the corner of gordon and bonnacord

....see the red dot....that's my apartment....see the black dot...that's where i work. SO....there was a fire at the red dot...my apartment building.

don't worry...yours truly is alive and well...and the fire was on the 4th flor....while i live on the 2nd.

BUT...let me say that the two young guys whose apartment is destroyed...(the fire was in the living room)....they don't have apartment insurance.

That sucks...why?...well because the two are now in a rut. Fire fighters had to blow out a window with water....thre's a lot of heat, and smoke damage....all of which the two young gentlemen....now have to pay for.

so what's the lesson here?....BUY SOME APARTMENT INSURANCE!!!

I don't have much in my little abode...and it only cost me about $160 to get apartment insurance with State Farm. Who cares how much it costs....buy the damn insurance....it WILL make your life easier.

Oh, and by the way, I got to report on the fire, live from the scene. So there was a bright side to things!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Blog me?....Blog YOU!

why does EVERYONE have a blog now-a-days.

i know that's a little hypocritical of me to say this on a blog site...but if you think about it....does a politician really need to have blog site?

ok...being in the media...that's awesome...cause you get to know a little about them...for back ground or what not.

but, what im trying to get aT is...if Paul Martin, or George Bush have blog siteS, can't it be just average things like you or i go through...

like..."i went to canadian tire today...and the bastards screwed me!.....they said in the flyer that lamps were on sale for 19.99....but they weren't.....you know what...im going to put higher taxes on those fools!"

or ol' bushy there sayin something like "that damn wal-mart...just so cheap!.....and with a mcdonald's inside...yee haw" (ok...im sorry...he probably doesn't talk like that)

but yea....i just want to see normal average joe...is it too much to ask?

huh?

too much?

huh?

i think not.